facebook snipe
You log on to Facebook just long enough to send 'sniped' to people you know are online, then you log off before they can respond with 'dodged' because you're a lazy coward.
You log on, send 'sniped' to your ex, then log off before they can say 'dodged' and you have to talk to them.
You pop in for a second to snipe your dad, then you vanish before he can reply with 'dodged' and your mom asks why you're acting weird.
You snipe your best friend in the middle of class, then you leave before they can respond and you get caught by your teacher.