facebook snipe

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When you post a dumb comment on someone's status to ruin their mood because you're a petty little twerp with no life.

You comment 'I bet your mom still wears pajamas to work' on their inspirational quote about success.

You type 'This is the worst status ever' on their heartfelt message about their dog dying.

You say 'You're just sad because you didn't get into college' on their post about getting a scholarship.

You log on to Facebook just long enough to send 'sniped' to people you know are online, then you log off before they can respond with 'dodged' because you're a lazy coward.

You log on, send 'sniped' to your ex, then log off before they can say 'dodged' and you have to talk to them.

You pop in for a second to snipe your dad, then you vanish before he can reply with 'dodged' and your mom asks why you're acting weird.

You snipe your best friend in the middle of class, then you leave before they can respond and you get caught by your teacher.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You post something stupid or mean just to make someone else say something stupid or mean back, then you delete your comment and laugh while they're left looking like a fool.

You post 'You're ugly and you know it' just to get them to say something back, then you delete it and laugh.

You say 'You're a failure' to your crush, then you take it down and walk away like you're a genius.

You write 'You're the worst' on their post, then you erase it and they're stuck with their reply.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

You waste hours on Facebook looking for people you barely know just to send them a friend request and then you scroll through everything just to find something tiny to do.

You spend an hour searching for a person you saw once at a pizza place and send them a friend request.

You look up a classmate you haven't spoken to in five years just to send them a friend request.

You scroll through 500 photos to find a single update from someone you don't even remember.

by Slangipedia 3d ago