facebook snake
Someone who adds you on Facebook just to keep tabs on your life. They like everything you post, but they’d rather scream at you than say hi.
Added you? I’m keeping tabs on you like you’re a detective in a mystery novel.
You post a pizza? I like it. You post a sad face? I like it. You post a boring status? I still like it.
I like your life. I do not like your face. Do not talk to me.