facebook snake

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A Facebook stalker who adds you just to watch your life like it's a reality show. They like every post you make, but they'd rather die than talk to you.

Added you? I'm watching your life like it's a reality show. You're on camera, buddy.

You post a photo of your cat? I like it. You post a photo of your ex? I like it. You post a photo of your face? I like it.

I'm here for the likes. The conversation? That's for people with lives.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Someone who adds you on Facebook just to keep tabs on your life. They like everything you post, but they’d rather scream at you than say hi.

Added you? I’m keeping tabs on you like you’re a detective in a mystery novel.

You post a pizza? I like it. You post a sad face? I like it. You post a boring status? I still like it.

I like your life. I do not like your face. Do not talk to me.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Facebook user who adds you just to snoop around your life. They like everything you post, but they’d rather punch you than talk to you.

Added you? I’m here to snoop like I’m a thief in your house.

You post a photo of your dog? I like it. You post a photo of your dog's dog? I like it. You post a photo of your dog's dog's dog? I like it.

I like your life. I don’t like you. Don’t talk to me.

by Slangipedia 3d ago