Facebook Smartypants
A person who thinks they're the funniest person in the world and uses Facebook to make their friends look like total duds.
You posted a comment about your neighbor. He said, 'You're the reason I smoke.'
Your friend posted a photo of their gym workout. You said, 'That’s not a workout. That’s a crime scene.'
You said your brother was a failure. He said, 'You’re the reason I failed.'