Facebook Smartypants

Current Trending

2 views · Added 13d ago · 6 definitions

A person who thinks they're funny and uses Facebook to roast their friends like they're on a cooking show.

You said your mom was fat. She said you were a walking trash can.

Your friend posted a photo of their cat. You wrote, 'This cat looks like it just got out of prison.'

Your cousin got engaged. You said, 'That’s the best decision you’ve ever made... or the worst.'

Someone who thinks they're the king of jokes and uses Facebook to embarrass their friends in public.

Your friend posted a photo of their face. You said, 'This is what happens when you sleep in a taco.'

You posted a meme about your dad. Your dad saw it and cried.

Your sister got a new job. You wrote, 'She’s now the boss of her own failure.'

A person who thinks they're clever and uses Facebook to insult their friends like they're in a battle.

You said your brother was a failure. He said you were a ‘disappointment with a side of regret.’

Your friend posted a photo of their dog. You wrote, 'This dog looks like it’s been through hell and came back with a coupon.'

Your mom posted a picture of her breakfast. You said, 'That’s not breakfast. That’s a war crime.'

A person who thinks they're the funniest person on the planet and uses Facebook to make their friends look like fools.

Your friend posted a photo of their pizza. You said, 'This pizza looks like it’s been kicked by a donkey.'

You posted a comment on your uncle's post. He said, 'You're the reason I drink.'

Your friend got a promotion. You wrote, 'That’s the best thing that’s ever happened to them... or the worst.'

A person who thinks they're the funniest person in the world and uses Facebook to make their friends look like total duds.

You posted a comment about your neighbor. He said, 'You're the reason I smoke.'

Your friend posted a photo of their gym workout. You said, 'That’s not a workout. That’s a crime scene.'

You said your brother was a failure. He said, 'You’re the reason I failed.'

A person who thinks they're the funniest person on Earth and uses Facebook to ruin their friends’ days with ridiculous comments.

Your friend posted a photo of their breakfast. You said, 'That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.'

You posted a comment on your dad’s post. He said, 'You’re the reason I hate life.'

Your sister got a new job. You said, 'That’s the best thing she’s ever done... or the worst.'