Facebook Slumber Party - Talking to your friend on Facebook until you're too tired to

Talking to your friend on Facebook until you're too tired to move, like you just ran a marathon and your brain is melting.

'You look like a tomato. Are you crying or did you eat a whole pizza?'

'Your ex just texted you. He said you were better than his new girlfriend.'

'I took a dump so loud my cat ran away.'