Facebook Slumber Party

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When you're too lazy to go to sleep but too dumb to go to bed, so you just type nonsense at your friend on Facebook until your eyes shut and your brain dies.

'Why is your face so red? Did you cry or did you eat a whole pizza?'

'I took a dump so loud my neighbor called the cops.'

'Your ex is back and she's wearing your old shirt. You are doomed.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Chatting on Facebook until 3 a. m. like you're in a sleepover but you're just alone and your mom is screaming at you for eating the last taco.

'Your mom is yelling at you again. You are a disgrace.'

'I just got a text from my ex. He said I was better than his new girlfriend.'

'I took a dump so loud my cat ran away.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you're too messed up to sleep, so you just type random stuff to your friend on Facebook because you're too tired to think and too high to care.

'Your face is like a tomato. Are you crying or did you eat a whole cake?'

'I just got a text from my mom. She said I was a disgrace.'

'I took a dump so loud my neighbor called the cops again.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Talking to your friend on Facebook until you're too tired to move, like you just ran a marathon and your brain is melting.

'You look like a tomato. Are you crying or did you eat a whole pizza?'

'Your ex just texted you. He said you were better than his new girlfriend.'

'I took a dump so loud my cat ran away.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Staying up all night talking to your friend on Facebook because you're too lazy to go to sleep and your brain is too dumb to shut off.

'Your face is red. Did you cry or did you eat a whole taco?'

'Your mom just yelled at you again. You are a disgrace.'

'I took a dump so loud my neighbor called the cops.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago