facebook slobber - FB Slobber is when you write too many sweet, fake, and gross

FB Slobber is when you write too many sweet, fake, and gross messages on your partner's Facebook, making everyone else cringe.

'You're my soulmate!' (They're your ex.)

'I can't live without you!' (They just broke up with you.)

'You're the love of my life!' (You're their second love.)