facebook slobber

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FB Slobber is when you post loud, emotional, and completely ridiculous comments on your lover's Facebook page, like you're trying to win a prize.

'I love you more than pizza!' (It's 2 a. m. and you're drunk.)

'You're the best person I've ever met!' (They just got a divorce.)

'You're my forever!' (They're 17 and you're 40.)

FB Slobber is when you write too many sweet, fake, and gross messages on your partner's Facebook, making everyone else cringe.

'You're my soulmate!' (They're your ex.)

'I can't live without you!' (They just broke up with you.)

'You're the love of my life!' (You're their second love.)

FB Slobber is when you post so many stupid, loud, and ridiculous messages on your lover's Facebook that they wish they were dead.

'You're the bestest person ever!' (They're your third ex.)

'I'll die without you!' (You're 50 and they're 22.)

'You're my forever love!' (You're their first love.)

FB Slobber is when you write long, loud, and fake messages on your lover's Facebook like you're trying to impress their friends.

'You're the love of my life!' (You just met.)

'I can't live without you!' (They just broke up with you.)

'You're the bestest person ever!' (They're your second ex.)

FB Slobber is when you post loud, emotional, and completely fake messages on your lover's Facebook like you're trying to win a contest.

'You're my forever!' (You're their third ex.)

'I love you more than pizza!' (They're 17 and you're 40.)

'You're the best person I've ever met!' (They just got a divorce.)