Facebook slapper
A Facebook slapper is a woman who thinks her selfies are hot, but they look like she just ran out of the house in her underwear. She has one friend who lies and says she's beautiful, so she keeps posting.
She posted a selfie with her hair in a messy bun and said, 'This is how I slay.'
Her only friend says, 'You're stunning!' even when she's wearing a shirt from 2008.
She sent a message to her mom: 'I’m famous now. My followers love me.'