Facebook slapper

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A Facebook slapper is a woman who posts pictures of herself doing weird dances in her pajamas and calls it 'sexy.' She's got a boyfriend who thinks she's a goddess, but everyone else just wants to die from laughing.
She posted a photo of herself wearing a towel and said, 'I'm fancy today.'
Her boyfriend comments 'Queen of the night' on every photo, even when she's wearing a sock and a hat.
She sent a DM to her friend: 'I just did a pose for my followers. I'm a legend.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook slapper is a woman who thinks her selfies are hot, but they look like she just ran out of the house in her underwear. She has one friend who lies and says she's beautiful, so she keeps posting.
She posted a selfie with her hair in a messy bun and said, 'This is how I slay.'
Her only friend says, 'You're stunning!' even when she's wearing a shirt from 2008.
She sent a message to her mom: 'I’m famous now. My followers love me.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Facebook slapper is a woman who takes pictures of herself doing nothing special and calls it 'sexy.' She’s got one guy who says she's hot, so she keeps posting pictures like she’s a model.
She posted a picture of herself eating a sandwich and said, 'This is my power pose.'
Her guy friend says, 'You’re like a goddess!' even when she’s wearing a bathrobe.
She posted a video of herself walking to the fridge and said, 'This is my morning routine.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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