facebook slackard
someone who has a facebook but uses it like a second ex, only checking it when they feel like it and ignoring everything else like it's a bad habit they can't quit
"You had 50 likes on your post. Why didn't you reply?" "I was busy being a ghost."
"I sent you a message about the test. You didn't reply. I failed."
"You got 20 comments on your photo. You didn't reply. I thought you were dead."