facebook slackard

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a lazybones who has a facebook but acts like it's a ghost town and never checks it unless someone sends them a message so loud it wakes them up from a coma

"Hey, did you see my birthday post?" "No, I was sleeping through a zombie apocalypse."

"You got 100 friend requests. What's your problem?" "My problem is you."

"I sent you a message about the fire. You didn't reply. I had to call the fire department."

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a person who signs up for facebook but leaves it to gather dust like an old shoe in the closet, only to use it when they need something and then vanish like a fart in the wind

"You had 30 notifications. Why didn't you reply?" "I was busy being invisible."

"I posted about the party. You didn't come. I had to go to the party alone."

"I sent you a message about the meeting. You didn't reply. I got fired."

by Slangipedia 4d ago

someone who has a facebook but uses it like a second ex, only checking it when they feel like it and ignoring everything else like it's a bad habit they can't quit

"You had 50 likes on your post. Why didn't you reply?" "I was busy being a ghost."

"I sent you a message about the test. You didn't reply. I failed."

"You got 20 comments on your photo. You didn't reply. I thought you were dead."

by Slangipedia 4d ago