Facebook sickie - Posting on Facebook that you’re sick just so you can skip st

Posting on Facebook that you’re sick just so you can skip stuff. No tears no drama just a made-up illness and a lot of laziness.

I’m not sick. I’m just being lazy and pretending I’m dead.

I have the flu and it’s 100% fake.

I’m sick. I swear it’s true. I’m not lying.