Facebook sickie

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Lying on Facebook about being sick just so you can stay home and not deal with people. It’s not for pity or drama it’s just so you can avoid life.

I’m dead. Don’t talk to me. I’m dying.

My body is a prison and I am the prisoner.

I’m not sick. I’m just choosing to be dead today.

Using Facebook to fake being sick so you can skip stuff. No crying no begging just a fake illness and a lot of lying.

I have a disease called ‘not wanting to go out’.

I’m sick and it’s contagious. Stay away from me.

I’m not sick. I just don’t want to be around people.

Making up sickness on Facebook just to stay home and not have to face the world. It’s not about sympathy it’s about getting out of stuff.

I’m sick. I have a fever and a soul that’s been murdered.

I’m not coming to school. I’m busy being dead.

I’m sick. I’m not sick. I’m just pretending.

Posting on Facebook that you’re sick just so you can skip stuff. No tears no drama just a made-up illness and a lot of laziness.

I’m not sick. I’m just being lazy and pretending I’m dead.

I have the flu and it’s 100% fake.

I’m sick. I swear it’s true. I’m not lying.

Faking being sick on Facebook just to stay home and not deal with the world. It’s not for pity it’s just for getting out of stuff.

I’m sick. I’m not coming to work. I’m busy being dead.

I have a new illness called ‘not wanting to go out’.

I’m sick. I swear on my mom’s grave.

Making up a sickness on Facebook just so you can stay home and avoid everything. No sympathy no drama just a lie and a lot of laziness.

I’m sick. I have a disease called ‘hating life’.

I’m not sick. I’m just choosing to be dead today.

I’m sick. I’m not lying. I swear.