Facebook sickie - Faking being sick on Facebook just to stay home and not deal

Faking being sick on Facebook just to stay home and not deal with the world. It’s not for pity it’s just for getting out of stuff.

I’m sick. I’m not coming to work. I’m busy being dead.

I have a new illness called ‘not wanting to go out’.

I’m sick. I swear on my mom’s grave.