Facebook Shit - You're drunk and logged into Facebook, so you're doing Faceb

You're drunk and logged into Facebook, so you're doing Facebook stuff while you're completely wasted and don't care about your dignity.

I logged in and posted 'I’m drunk.'

I sent a message to my mom that said 'I love you, but I'm drunk.'

I posted a photo of my face and my dog and said 'This is my life.'