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You post every tiny thing you do on Facebook just to get people to look at you like you're a celebrity. You're a desperate, loud, annoying mess.

I woke up. That's it. You're welcome.

My cat blinked. I cried.

My grandma's cat's baby's friend's dog's uncle's brother is sad. I'm dying.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you say FBTS after you post some stupid picture or say something embarrassing, and you're trying to get your friends to like it so you can feel better.

I took a photo of my face after eating pizza. FBTS.

I said 'I love my mom' in front of everyone. FBTS.

I posted a selfie with my ex. FBTS.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You're drunk and logged into Facebook, so you're doing Facebook stuff while you're completely wasted and don't care about your dignity.

I logged in and posted 'I’m drunk.'

I sent a message to my mom that said 'I love you, but I'm drunk.'

I posted a photo of my face and my dog and said 'This is my life.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You’re so wasted you Facebook someone just to show them you're still alive and you don't care if they're mad at you.

I FaceBooked my ex just to say 'You're still ugly.'

I FaceBooked my mom and said 'I love you but I’m drunk.'

I FaceBooked my brother and said 'You’re a failure.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You post nonsense or random stuff on Facebook because you're drunk and your brain is melting and you don't care.

I posted 'I am the king of the world and I eat pizza for breakfast.'

I wrote 'My cat is a god and I am its servant.'

I said 'Life is hard, but I’m drunk.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You're drunk and scrolling through Facebook, looking for fun, pictures, or people to tease. You're a mess and you don't care.

I was drunk and scrolled through my ex’s pictures. I laughed at all of them.

I looked at my friend’s profile and said ‘That’s the worst photo ever.’

I posted a comment on my sister’s picture that said ‘You look like a potato.’

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You see a girl, you think she’s hot, and you do something ridiculous to find her on Facebook, like you’re a detective and she’s the only mystery you care about.

I looked up the girl from the grocery store because she had blue hair.

I found her on Facebook because she wore a hat I liked.

I stalked her on Facebook just because she smiled at me once.

by Slangipedia 13d ago