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you comment on Facebook and some random stranger gives it a like. It’s like they think you’re a genius, even though you still can’t tell the difference between a noun and a verb.
'This movie was amazing.', 4 people who’ve never seen the movie like it.
'I’m going to win the lottery.', 1 person who has 2 followers likes it.
'This is the dumbest thing ever.', 3 people who probably work at the mall like it.