facebook shiny

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when you post a dumb comment on Facebook and some random stranger hits the like button. It feels like you just won the lottery, even though you're still confused about why you posted that in the first place.

'That pizza was okay.', 12 strangers like it.

'I hate Mondays.', 3 people who’ve never met you like it.

'This movie was garbage.', 1 person who thinks they’re cool like it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you drop a comment on Facebook and some weirdo you've never seen before gives it a like. It’s like they think you’re the next big thing, even though you probably still live with your mom.

'This song is the worst.', 2 people who just started following you like it.

'I’m going to die tomorrow.', 1 person who thinks they’re a philosopher likes it.

'This is the dumbest post ever.', 5 people you don’t know like it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you comment on Facebook and some stranger gives it a like. It feels like you just became famous, even though you still use emojis like a 12-year-old.

'This is the best day ever.', 3 people who just joined Facebook like it.

'I don’t like this.', 1 person who has 100 followers likes it.

'This is the worst.', 2 people who are probably your cousins like it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you comment on Facebook and some random stranger gives it a like. It’s like they think you’re a genius, even though you still can’t tell the difference between a noun and a verb.

'This movie was amazing.', 4 people who’ve never seen the movie like it.

'I’m going to win the lottery.', 1 person who has 2 followers likes it.

'This is the dumbest thing ever.', 3 people who probably work at the mall like it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

you comment on Facebook and some weirdo gives it a like. It feels like you just made history, even though you still can’t remember your own password.

'This is the best post ever.', 2 people who’ve never used Facebook before like it.

'I’m going to be rich.', 1 person who has 1 friend likes it.

'This is the worst comment ever.', 3 people who probably work at a fast food place like it.

by Slangipedia 3d ago