facebook shiny
when you comment on Facebook and some stranger gives it a like. It feels like you just became famous, even though you still use emojis like a 12-year-old.
'This is the best day ever.', 3 people who just joined Facebook like it.
'I don’t like this.', 1 person who has 100 followers likes it.
'This is the worst.', 2 people who are probably your cousins like it.