Facebook Shark
When you’re so lonely and desperate you trash your whole page just to talk about someone else like they’re the reason you’re single and your mom still texts you.
This guy is the worst. I hate him. Also I’m single. Also my mom still texts me.
He’s a waste of oxygen. Also I have 5000 friends who think I’m cool.
I don’t know why I’m doing this. I just want a laugh.