Facebook Shark

A Facebook user who sits there like a fat kid on a couch waiting for someone else to pop up so they can jump in their face with a conversation like it's a surprise party.

When you’re so lonely and desperate you trash your whole page just to talk about someone else like they’re the reason you’re single and your mom still texts you.

A loudmouth friend who can’t shut up and will rip your comments apart like they’re a piece of paper and you’re a bad student.