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That person who’s not your bestie but somehow sees all your posts and hits like or comment buttons just to feel important. You’re too scared to unfriend them because they might tell your mom.
You posted a rant about your job. I had to comment 'same' even though I’m rich and happy.
You said you broke up with your boyfriend. I had to like it even though I’m single and content.
You posted a selfie. I had to comment 'you look nice' even though I thought you looked like a potato.