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A fake friend who hits like or comment buttons on every single thing you post, even if it's about your cat's butt. They’re not your bestie, but you're too chicken to unfriend them.
Just saw your post about your cat's butt. Of course I'm commenting. Why wouldn't I?
You posted a picture of your lunch. I had to like it. It was a crime not to.
You said you were sad. I had to comment 'me too' even though I was fine.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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That person who’s not your bestie but somehow sees all your posts and hits like or comment buttons just to feel important. You’re too scared to unfriend them because they might tell your mom.
You posted a rant about your job. I had to comment 'same' even though I’m rich and happy.
You said you broke up with your boyfriend. I had to like it even though I’m single and content.
You posted a selfie. I had to comment 'you look nice' even though I thought you looked like a potato.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who’s not your bestie but likes or comments everything you post because they think it’s their job. You’re too scared to unfriend them because you might get yelled at.
You posted a bad photo of your dog. I had to like it even though it looked like a raccoon.
You said you had a bad day. I had to comment 'same' even though I had a perfect day.
You posted a boring video. I had to like it because I thought it was my duty.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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That person who’s not your bestie but somehow sees everything you post and comments or likes it just to feel special. You’re too scared to unfriend them because they might tell your ex.
You posted about your ex. I had to like it even though I’m still with mine.
You said you got a bad grade. I had to comment 'same' even though I got a perfect score.
You posted a random thought. I had to like it even though it made no sense.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A fake friend who likes or comments every single thing you post, even if it’s about your weird obsession with pizza. You’re too scared to unfriend them because they might start liking your weird stuff too.
You posted about your love for pizza. I had to like it even though I hate it.
You said you had a weird dream. I had to comment 'same' even though mine was about frogs.
You posted a picture of your weird pizza. I had to like it even though it looked like a monster.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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