Facebook Sex
You find a girl who looks decent, you click her photo to make it bigger so you can see every detail of her face, then you pretend you’re not a total failure by poking her on Facebook. You don’t want her to know you did this because if she does, you’ll be the total disaster she tells all her friends about.
I saw her face. I clicked it full screen. I poked her. Now she’s going to tell all her friends about the Facebook failure.
He looked at her photo like it was a portrait of royalty. Then he poked her. Now he’s the guy who’s stuck in Facebook limbo.
She had a face like a queen. He clicked it full screen. Then he poked her. Now he’s the total disaster everyone knows about.