Facebook Sex

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Looking at a girl’s Facebook picture like it’s the last piece of pizza and you’re the only one who hasn’t had any yet. You click it full screen just to make sure her face isn’t hiding some kind of monster. Then you go ahead and pretend you’re not a total loser by poking her. You don’t want her to know you did this, because if she does, you’ll be the creepy guy she tells all her friends about.
I saw her profile pic and thought, 'That’s my future wife.' Then I poked her. Now I’m stuck with the guilt of being a Facebook loser.
He clicked her photo full screen like it was a movie trailer. Then he poked her. I’m pretty sure he’s never going to stop.
She had the face of a goddess. I clicked it full screen. Then I poked her. I’m now a Facebook ghost.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You see a girl’s photo, you think she’s hot, you click it full screen like it’s a holy scripture, you imagine you’re having sex with her in your head, and then you poke her because you’re too scared to actually talk to her.
I saw her face. I clicked it full screen. I poked her. Now I’m the guy who poked her from the other side of the internet.
He looked at her profile picture like it was a map to treasure. Then he poked her. Now he’s the guy who got caught daydreaming.
She had the face of an angel. He clicked it full screen. Then he poked her. Now she’s going to tell all her friends about the Facebook creep.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You find a girl who looks decent, you click her photo to make it bigger so you can see every detail of her face, then you pretend you’re not a total failure by poking her on Facebook. You don’t want her to know you did this because if she does, you’ll be the total disaster she tells all her friends about.
I saw her face. I clicked it full screen. I poked her. Now she’s going to tell all her friends about the Facebook failure.
He looked at her photo like it was a portrait of royalty. Then he poked her. Now he’s the guy who’s stuck in Facebook limbo.
She had a face like a queen. He clicked it full screen. Then he poked her. Now he’s the total disaster everyone knows about.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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