Facebook Scrooge
A person who yells at their phone like it’s a curse every time they get a notification on Facebook. They post something silly and then get mad when people talk about it like it was a big event.
"Why did I get 11 notifications for this one post? It was just a stupid post!", while throwing their phone at the wall.
They posted: "I’m happy.", Then 4 people replied and they yelled at their phone.
They posted a picture of their feet and got 9 notifications from people arguing about it.