Facebook Scrooge

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A person who yells at their phone like it owes them money every time they get a notification on Facebook. They post something boring and then get mad when people talk about it.
"Why did I get 12 notifications for this stupid post?", while staring at their phone like it insulted them.
Posted: "I ate a sandwich.", Then got mad when 5 people replied to it.
They posted a photo of their cat sleeping and got 20 notifications from people arguing about it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Someone who acts like they're being attacked every time they get a notification on Facebook. They post something simple and then get mad when people talk about it like it was a war.
"Why did I get 10 notifications for this one post?", while throwing their phone at the wall.
They posted: "I’m tired.", Then 4 people replied to it and they yelled at their phone.
They posted a picture of their breakfast and got 8 notifications from people arguing about it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who screams at their phone like it’s the enemy every time they get a notification on Facebook. They post something weak and then get mad when people talk about it like it was a big deal.
"I got 9 notifications for this one post and I’m not even mad!", while yelling at their phone.
They posted: "I’m hungry.", Then 3 people replied and they got mad.
They posted a picture of their dog and got 7 notifications from people arguing about it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who acts like they’re being tortured every time they get a notification on Facebook. They post something dumb and then get mad when people talk about it like it was important.
"I got 8 notifications for this one post and I’m still not happy.", while sitting in a corner with their phone.
They posted: "I’m bored.", Then 2 people replied and they screamed at their phone.
They posted a photo of their lunch and got 6 notifications from people arguing about it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who yells at their phone like it’s a curse every time they get a notification on Facebook. They post something silly and then get mad when people talk about it like it was a big event.
"Why did I get 11 notifications for this one post? It was just a stupid post!", while throwing their phone at the wall.
They posted: "I’m happy.", Then 4 people replied and they yelled at their phone.
They posted a picture of their feet and got 9 notifications from people arguing about it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person who screams at their phone like it’s a horror movie every time they get a notification on Facebook. They post something plain and then get mad when people talk about it like it was a horror show.
"I got 10 notifications for this one post and it felt like a horror movie!", while yelling at their phone.
They posted: "I’m awake.", Then 3 people replied and they screamed at their phone.
They posted a photo of their coffee and got 7 notifications from people arguing about it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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