Facebook Scrooge
A person who screams at their phone like it’s a horror movie every time they get a notification on Facebook. They post something plain and then get mad when people talk about it like it was a horror show.
"I got 10 notifications for this one post and it felt like a horror movie!", while yelling at their phone.
They posted: "I’m awake.", Then 3 people replied and they screamed at their phone.
They posted a photo of their coffee and got 7 notifications from people arguing about it.