Facebook says so
Facebook says so is when you're stuck in a box that Facebook made. You can't escape, and you don't even know why.
My profile says I'm a 'student' even though I graduated 10 years ago.
My friend's page says she's a 'part-time chef' even though she's a full-time chef.
My dog's bio says he's a 'part-time astronaut' because he likes to float around the house.