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Facebook says so is like having a boss who decides who's cool and who's not. If you don't fit the mold, you're out in the cold.

My friend got blocked for saying 'I hate Mondays' and 'I love pizza' at the same time.

My dog's profile got deleted because it had too many followers.

My mom's page got banned for posting 'I'm still alive' 10 times in one day.

Facebook says so is when you're forced to be what Facebook thinks you are. It doesn't matter what you really are.

My brother is a rockstar, but Facebook says he's just a pizza delivery guy.

My cat is a genius, but Facebook says it's just a cat.

My grandma is a superhero, but Facebook says she's just a grandma.

Facebook says so is like having a dictionary that only knows one word. You're stuck with whatever Facebook says you are.

My profile says I'm a 'bored teenager' even though I'm 30 and work 80 hours a week.

My friend's page says she's a 'famous singer' even though she sings in the shower.

My dog's bio says he's a 'legendary detective' because he barked at the mailman.

Facebook says so is when you're not allowed to be anything else. Facebook is the boss, and you're just the employee.

My profile says I'm a 'casual gamer' even though I play 12 hours a day.

My friend's bio says she's a 'part-time influencer' even though she has 1 million followers.

My dog's page says he's a 'part-time philosopher' because he stares at the wall all day.

Facebook says so is when you're stuck in a box that Facebook made. You can't escape, and you don't even know why.

My profile says I'm a 'student' even though I graduated 10 years ago.

My friend's page says she's a 'part-time chef' even though she's a full-time chef.

My dog's bio says he's a 'part-time astronaut' because he likes to float around the house.

Facebook says so is like having a teacher who doesn't listen to you and just gives you a grade you don't deserve.

My profile says I'm a 'part-time artist' even though I draw all day.

My friend's bio says she's a 'part-time writer' even though she writes novels.

My dog's page says he's a 'part-time musician' because he barks at the radio.