Facebook Sabbatical
When you quit Facebook for a while because it feels like you're being stalked by your ex and your cousin's baby.
'I'm going on a Facebook Sabbatical. My ex just posted a selfie with his new girlfriend and my cousin's baby.'
'I can't take it anymore. My feed is like a never-ending party I didn't invite myself to.'
'I'm taking a break. I'm tired of seeing my friends' lives while I'm stuck in mine.'