Facebook Sabbatical

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When someone takes a break from Facebook because it's like having a best friend who won't shut up and won't stop posting about their lunch.

'I'm taking a Facebook Sabbatical because I can't take another post about someone's avocado toast.'

'I'm going offline for a bit. My feed is louder than my mom.'

'I need a break from my friends' lives. I'm not even friends with them anymore.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you quit Facebook for a while because it feels like you're being stalked by your ex and your cousin's baby.

'I'm going on a Facebook Sabbatical. My ex just posted a selfie with his new girlfriend and my cousin's baby.'

'I can't take it anymore. My feed is like a never-ending party I didn't invite myself to.'

'I'm taking a break. I'm tired of seeing my friends' lives while I'm stuck in mine.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you log off Facebook because it's like having a group of people you barely know shouting at you every day.

'I'm taking a Facebook Sabbatical. I can't take another post about someone's dog.'

'I'm going offline. My feed is like a loud restaurant and I'm the only person who didn't order.'

'I need a break from my friends' lives. I'm not even friends with them anymore.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you give Facebook the middle finger because it's like having a bunch of people who think they're your best friends but they're just your cousins.

'I'm going on a Facebook Sabbatical. My cousin just posted a video of her cat doing nothing.'

'I can't take it anymore. My feed is like a never-ending parade of people I don't know.'

'I'm taking a break because my feed is louder than my brother's radio.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you stop using Facebook because it feels like you're in a room full of people who think they're your besties but they're just your neighbors.

'I'm taking a Facebook Sabbatical because my neighbor just posted a photo of his plants.'

'I can't take it anymore. My feed is like my neighbor's yard, constantly being updated.'

'I'm going offline. My feed is like my neighbor's loud music on weekends.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you take a break from Facebook because it's like having a bunch of people who think they're your besties but they're just your coworkers.

'I'm going on a Facebook Sabbatical. My coworker just posted a photo of his lunch again.'

'I can't take it anymore. My feed is like my coworker's voice in my head all day.'

'I need a break. I'm tired of seeing my coworkers' lives while I'm stuck in mine.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago