Facebook Sabbatical
When you give Facebook the middle finger because it's like having a bunch of people who think they're your best friends but they're just your cousins.
'I'm going on a Facebook Sabbatical. My cousin just posted a video of her cat doing nothing.'
'I can't take it anymore. My feed is like a never-ending parade of people I don't know.'
'I'm taking a break because my feed is louder than my brother's radio.'