Facebook retarded
A guy who thinks Facebook is cool. He updates his status every day, takes bad pictures, and doesn't know how to talk to people. His girlfriend checks his messages to see if he's cheating. He doesn't even care about the hot girl who's texting him.
He posted 'I'm at the mall' with a picture of a receipt that said 'I bought a hat', and that was his whole life.
'His girlfriend changed his profile picture to a picture of her dog and called it 'my guy's face'.'
'He got a message from a girl and just said 'I'm busy' and went offline.'