Facebook retarded

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A guy who uses Facebook just to show off. He doesn't know how to use it. He takes stupid pictures and updates his status like it's his job. He doesn't talk to anyone and doesn't care if people laugh at him. His girlfriend knows his password and checks his messages to see if he's cheating. She's jealous of some hot girl who he doesn't even notice.

'I'm eating pizza', that's his status. He took a picture of a pizza that looked like it was falling apart.

'He changed his profile picture to a cat. His girlfriend took it down and called him a idiot.'

'He got a message from a hot girl and just said 'lol' and went offline.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Facebook user who's too dumb to know what he's doing. He sends one-word messages and goes offline every time someone talks to him. His ex knows his password and uses it to spy on him. He doesn't even notice the hot girl who's trying to flirt with him.

'Hey', that's his message. He sent that to five people and never got a reply.

'His ex changed his cover photo to a picture of her and called it 'my guy's face'.'

'He had a conversation with a hot girl and just said 'okay' and logged out.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A guy who thinks Facebook is cool. He updates his status every day, takes bad pictures, and doesn't know how to talk to people. His girlfriend checks his messages to see if he's cheating. He doesn't even care about the hot girl who's texting him.

He posted 'I'm at the mall' with a picture of a receipt that said 'I bought a hat', and that was his whole life.

'His girlfriend changed his profile picture to a picture of her dog and called it 'my guy's face'.'

'He got a message from a girl and just said 'I'm busy' and went offline.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A guy who uses Facebook like it's a dating app. He sends one-word messages, takes terrible pictures, and never talks to anyone. His girlfriend checks his messages and deletes the hot girl who's trying to flirt with him. He doesn't even know what's going on.

He posted a picture of his face and wrote 'I look good', and that was his status for a month.

'His girlfriend changed his cover photo to a picture of her and called it 'my guy's face'.'

'He had a conversation with a hot girl and just said 'bye' and logged out.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A Facebook user who doesn't know how to use it. He sends stupid messages, goes offline a lot, and his girlfriend checks his messages every day. He doesn't even notice the hot girl who's texting him.

He sent a message that said 'hi' and that was it. He never replied again.

'His girlfriend put a picture of her and his ex on his cover and called it 'my guy's face'.'

'He had a message from a hot girl and just said 'ok' and went offline.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A guy who thinks Facebook is the best thing ever. He updates his status all the time, takes bad pictures, and never talks to anyone. His girlfriend checks his messages and deletes the hot girl who's texting him. He doesn't even care.

He posted 'I'm eating pizza' and that was his status for a week.

'His girlfriend changed his profile picture to a picture of her dog and called it 'my guy's face'.'

'He got a message from a hot girl and just said 'I'm busy' and went offline.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago