Facebook retarded
A Facebook user who's too dumb to know what he's doing. He sends one-word messages and goes offline every time someone talks to him. His ex knows his password and uses it to spy on him. He doesn't even notice the hot girl who's trying to flirt with him.
'Hey', that's his message. He sent that to five people and never got a reply.
'His ex changed his cover photo to a picture of her and called it 'my guy's face'.'
'He had a conversation with a hot girl and just said 'okay' and logged out.'