Facebook Resume - Listing your whole life on Facebook like it's a college appl

Listing your whole life on Facebook like it's a college application and you're still trying to get into a real job.

I went to college in a city I've never been to. Also posted a fake map of my life.

I majored in something that sounds fancy but doesn't pay well.

I have 10 skills. None of them are useful. Still posted them all.