Facebook requestfest
You’re either bored out of your mind or you’re a total attention seeker and you send friend requests to every single person on your friends’ friend list just to make your wall look cool.
+1 So and so is friends with so and so (because they’re cool)
Why don’t you have 1000 friends yet? You’re not trying hard enough!
I’m not trying to look cool, I’m just doing my job.