Facebook requestfest

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When you're too lazy to do anything but spam friend requests to anyone who looks like they might be real, just because you're too dumb to realize that your wall is already covered in stupid notifications.
+1 So and so is friends with so and so
Why is my wall exploding? I only asked 3 people!
I’m not a loser, I’m just doing my job.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You’re desperate for attention and you send out so many friend requests that your friends start questioning their life choices, and you still don’t stop.
+1 So and so is friends with so and so (again)
Why haven’t you accepted my request yet? I’ve been waiting for 2 hours!
I’m not desperate, I’m just really good at this.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You get so mad at your friends for not being friends with your friends that you send out 50 friend requests in 10 minutes just to prove you’re better than them.
+1 So and so is friends with so and so (because I said so)
Why isn’t she my friend yet? I’m not done yet!
I’ll send you 100 requests if you don’t stop talking about your friends.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You’re either bored out of your mind or you’re a total attention seeker and you send friend requests to every single person on your friends’ friend list just to make your wall look cool.
+1 So and so is friends with so and so (because they’re cool)
Why don’t you have 1000 friends yet? You’re not trying hard enough!
I’m not trying to look cool, I’m just doing my job.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You’re too dumb to know that sending 100 friend requests in one day is not a good idea and you end up crying on your wall because everyone is mad at you.
+1 So and so is friends with so and so (again, again, again)
Why did I send a request to my math teacher?!
I’m not crying, I’m just very dramatic.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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