Facebook relatives
Those fake family members you add on Facebook just because they're not real and you're trying to be cool.
My "cousin" is my friend’s cousin. I added her as my cousin just to look like I had more family.
My "uncle" is my best friend’s uncle. He added me as his nephew. That’s not real, but it’s cool.
My "aunt" is my friend’s aunt. She added me as her nephew. That’s not real, but it’s funny.