Facebook relatives

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Those fake family members you add on Facebook just to make your profile look cool and your mom happy.
My cousin is my second cousin once removed and also my best friend's ex. It’s confusing and weird.
My uncle is my neighbor and also my gym buddy. He’s not family, but he’s definitely in my Facebook relatives club.
My mom added my pet as a relative. That’s not a real person.
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People you put on your Facebook family list because they’re not real family, but you still call them relatives for no good reason.
My "aunt" is just my friend’s mom. She added me as a relative. That’s not how it works.
My "cousin" is my roommate. We’re not related, but I still have to pretend we are.
My "grandpa" is just my dad’s friend. He posted a photo of me with him and called me his grandpa. That’s not real.
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The fake people you add to your Facebook family just to impress your friends and your mom, even though they're not your actual relatives.
My "nephew" is just my neighbor’s kid. He’s not my blood, but I added him because I felt like it.
My "grandma" is my mom’s best friend. She added me as her grandpa. That’s not real, but it’s funny.
My "sister" is my best friend’s sister. I added her as my sister just to make my family look bigger.
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Fake people you put on your Facebook family list because they're not real family, but you still pretend they are to look cool.
My "brother" is my best friend’s brother. I added him just to look like I had more family.
My "mom" is my neighbor. She added me as her son. That’s not real, but it’s weird.
My "dad" is my friend’s dad. He posted a photo of me with him and called me his son. That’s not real, but it’s funny.
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Those fake family members you add on Facebook just because they're not real and you're trying to be cool.
My "cousin" is my friend’s cousin. I added her as my cousin just to look like I had more family.
My "uncle" is my best friend’s uncle. He added me as his nephew. That’s not real, but it’s cool.
My "aunt" is my friend’s aunt. She added me as her nephew. That’s not real, but it’s funny.
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People you add to your Facebook family list just because they're not real and you want to look like you have a big family.
My "niece" is my friend’s niece. I added her as my niece just to look cool.
My "grandpa" is my friend’s grandpa. He added me as his grandson. That’s not real, but it’s funny.
My "sister" is my friend’s sister. I added her as my sister just to look like I had more family.
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