Facebook Rebound
You start with a Facebook and only friend a few people. Then you friend everyone in sight. Later you regret it because you're friends with people who don't even know your name and you start unfriending them like they owe you money.
I friend my dentist. He said I should brush my teeth more.
I friend my gym instructor. She now follows me on Instagram.
I friend my mom. She said I'm still a baby.