Facebook Rebound

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You start with a Facebook and only friend a few people. Then you go crazy and friend everyone you see. You later realize you're friends with people who don't even know your name and kick them to the curb.

I friend my mailman. Why? He might steal my package.

I friend my neighbor's dog. He's got a Facebook now.

I friend my teacher. She gave me a D last semester.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You start with a Facebook and only friend a few people. Then you go full retard and friend everyone. You later realize you're friends with people who don't even know your name and you start deleting them like they're your ex.

I friend my barista. She said I’m the weirdest customer.

I friend my cousin’s pet goldfish. It has 27 followers.

I friend my uncle. He still thinks I’m 12.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You start with a Facebook and only friend a few people. Then you friend everyone in sight. Later you regret it because you're friends with people who don't even know your name and you start unfriending them like they owe you money.

I friend my dentist. He said I should brush my teeth more.

I friend my gym instructor. She now follows me on Instagram.

I friend my mom. She said I'm still a baby.

by Slangipedia 13d ago