Facebook Rash
The kind of person who comments on everything you do on Facebook like they're your mom and you're still a kid.
You posted about your new phone? I'm going to comment 'That phone is too expensive for you.'
You changed your status to 'happy'? I'm going to comment 'Don't be too happy, you still have to do your chores.'
You posted a picture of your dinner? I'm going to comment 'That's not a dinner, that's a disgrace.'