Facebook Preacher
A preacher who spends more time fighting other preachers online than actually preaching. They’re like a dog chasing a car, they never catch it, but they’re still barking.
Why are you even on Facebook? You’re supposed to be in a church!
You’re not the best preacher, you’re just the loudest one on the internet.
You don’t know what real faith is, you just know what real drama is.