Facebook Preacher

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When someone acts like they're holy on Facebook but is actually a sinner in real life. They post about faith every day but are probably eating pizza at 2 a. m. and arguing with their ex.
I pray for you every day... while I'm drunk on my couch.
God is with me... I just need a little more time to figure out my life.
I’m saved! I just haven’t saved my bank account yet.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A preacher who spends more time fighting other preachers online than actually preaching. They’re like a dog chasing a car, they never catch it, but they’re still barking.
Why are you even on Facebook? You’re supposed to be in a church!
You’re not the best preacher, you’re just the loudest one on the internet.
You don’t know what real faith is, you just know what real drama is.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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