Facebook Pounce
When you break up and suddenly everyone you've ever met starts liking your single post like it's a free pass to your pants.
My mom liked my single post and said, 'You look like you need a new guy. I can help.'
My friend’s dog liked my single post (or maybe it was my uncle). Either way, it was weird.
My boss wrote, 'Single again? I’ve got a coupon for you.' I don’t even work there anymore.